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I wanna be like you, part 3

Punchline, sort of.


I was on the phone to the Editor pretty quickly, as you can imagine.

“You bastard!” I screamed. “What kind of person would surreptitiously compel all his employees to go to a swingers party?”

The Editor laughed. “I’ve always dreamed of telling you all to get fucked“.

Currently in D2:

No, Satire Really Is Dead John Wesley Harding Street-Legal Country Got Soul v2

Currently Observing:

London "drugs supermarket" says Time Out
Satirist realises that straight reportage has practically rendered him jobless nowadays

I Hate My Neighbours
This Berlin-based weblog is run by one of D&F's associates; as such the Editor is promoting it shamelessly.

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